A Woodcutter Loses his Axe Lord Offers him Both Gold & Silver
but He takes his Own Axe Seeing his Honesty Lord gives him All 3.
One day he goes Again to the Forest with his Wife. But his Wife Falls into The River, he Cries and Pleads to the Lord to give him his Wife back.
Lord brings Out Angelina Jolie & Asked
'Is this your Wife'
He Replied - Yes.!
Lord said 'you Lied and you are gonna be Punished'
He Said 'wait ...Lord I Lied because if I had Said No, You Would have taken out Cameron Diaz.
If Then I said no, you Would have taken Out My Wife and Seeing my Honesty, You Would have Given me All 3.
But I m a Poor Man, I Can't keep All 3. So I said Yes to Angelina.
God: You are going to make me cry. Take Angelina
Moral: Men are Honest Liars. ;)
but He takes his Own Axe Seeing his Honesty Lord gives him All 3.
One day he goes Again to the Forest with his Wife. But his Wife Falls into The River, he Cries and Pleads to the Lord to give him his Wife back.
Lord brings Out Angelina Jolie & Asked
'Is this your Wife'
He Replied - Yes.!
Lord said 'you Lied and you are gonna be Punished'
He Said 'wait ...Lord I Lied because if I had Said No, You Would have taken out Cameron Diaz.
If Then I said no, you Would have taken Out My Wife and Seeing my Honesty, You Would have Given me All 3.
But I m a Poor Man, I Can't keep All 3. So I said Yes to Angelina.
God: You are going to make me cry. Take Angelina
Moral: Men are Honest Liars. ;)
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